The Phillies started their 2016 season with a rousing and terrible loss to the Cincinnati Reds yesterday. Newcomer Jeremy Hellickson pitched well, giving up only 3 hits and a run over 6 innings. But our bullpen is a rag-tag bunch of jamokes who got owned and the Phils lost 6-2.
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Last time I hooped in Moore Gym I was guarding a dude with no socks on and he did a spin move and a smashed Mcdouble fell out his pocket.
— Yung Washcloth (@DatAinoDamPuppy) March 22, 2013